The Cavalrymen as seen by:
Divisions Headquarters:
A drunken, brawling, jeep-stealing, women corrupting lair with sapphire ring, Seiko watch, shoulder holster, and a black hat.
His Commander:
A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, jeep-stealing, women corrupting lair with a ring, a holster, a fantastically accurate Seiko watch, and a black hat.
Himself:
A stout, handsome, highly trained professional killer and female idol who wears a star sapphire ring, carriers a hair trigger 45 in a quick draw holster, is covered with a rakish Black Stetson, and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko watch.
His Wife:
A stinking, gross, crude, foul-mouthed bum who arrives home after drill with a bag of dirty clothes, a two-day hangover, a huge ugly watch, a holster, a filthy old hat.
State Headquarters:
An overpaid, over-rated tax burden, who is indispensable since he will volunteer to go anywhere as long as he can drink, brawl, steel jeeps, corrupt women, kick dogs, lie, sing dirty songs, and wear filthy uniforms, star sapphire rings, shoulder holsters, Seiko watches, and unauthorized hats.
BE PROUD! You have just met a hard drinking, highly trained elite professional cavalry trooper..."BLACK STETSON - LIGHTENING DEATH"
At your service 1/167th CAV, Hard loving and lightning death our specialty.